Want to window shop for a new nurse t shirt AND have a belly full of laughs today? If your answer is yes, then this list is perfect for you.
Nurses are so rarely out of uniform that it’s quite a relief sometimes to wear regular civilian clothes. Nurse shirts are also not too common so if you see something you like, snag it for yourself or a nurse BFF.
We’ve checked out all the popular nurse shirts pins on Pinterest and here’s what we’ve come up with. We’ve added available prices just to save you the trouble.
1. I Don’t Cuss Like A Sailor, I Cuss Like A Nurse Shirt
Sailors might be known for swearing but let’s face it. Nurses have more trials and tribulations compared to other professionals in other fields. After all, we’ve got code browns, patient relatives, and so much more to deal with!
So yeah, I don’t cuss like a sailor. I cuss like a nurse!
2. Eat, Nursing School, Sleep, Repeat.
It’s not uncommon to get a sort of tunnel vision while trying to survive nursing school. It seems like a never-ending cycle of eating, going to classes, and sleeping. And surviving.
Also Read: 25 Awesome Gift Ideas Nursing Students Will Adore
3. Nurse Prayer Shirt
If you stumbled on here to find a nursing shirt for a nurse buddy who is religious, then you’ll probably like this shirt that features A Nurse’s Prayer. For us nurses so close to death, a prayer definitely doesn’t hurt.
Also Read: 35 Nurse’s Prayers That Will Inspire Your Soul
4. Nurse With a Sense of Humor Tshirts
All nurses want their patients to get up and go home happy and healthy. So, I’ll hold your beer and even drink it for you!
5. Sticks and Stones Shirt
Sticks and stones won’t break my bones but needles and veins excite me. Spoken by a true nurse!
6. Keep Talking I’m Diagnosing You Shirt
For the nurse who wants less talk and more peace and quiet, maybe this shirt will work via reverse psychology. Or maybe you just want to mess with their heads.
7. Funny RN Shirt
This nurse t shirt is too witty! This nurse is cute enough to stop your heart. But, skilled enough to restart it.
8. Being A Nurse Is Like Riding A Bike
A laugh out loud shirt! Just in case we forget what hell we’re in, this shirt is a great reminder!
It’s a great way to tell regular folks just how fun our profession is. This shirt is definitely a conversation piece.
Also Read: 13 Awesome Nursing Gifts Featuring Funniest Nursing Quotes
9. Hey, Nurse Shirt
Tongue-in-cheek humor for all the times nurses have been called, “Hey, Nurse!”
10. Rescue Ninja Shirt
RN doesn’t just mean Registered Nurse. It actually also means Rescue Ninja!
We also like the bright canary yellow version so we’re adding it in here. It’s no longer available so eat your heart out. Or DIY your own shirt printing.
11. I Heart Nurses Shirt
Love the cross-section and labels on an actual heart illustration. It sure beats the usual red Valentine heart!
12. Future Nurse Shirt
Now this is a good shirt to wear a lot of times especially if you’re going through rough times in nursing school. Why? You can make the principles of Law of Attraction work for you. Plus, you’ll never live it down if you don’t graduate from nursing school so you’ll have to tough it up and actually finish!
13. Be Nice To Nurse Shirt
Do patients know there are catheter sizes? Just asking!
14. Limited Edition Nurses Tee
This is a beautiful nurse t shirt. The design features a caduceus but instead of a regular drawing, this winged staff and twin snakes are actually made up of words that describe the nursing profession. Hence, you’ll see words like sweat, honesty, hope, compassion, and so on.
15. This Guy Loves A Nurse Shirt
This one is for our proud boyfriends. Nuff said!
16. Live. Laugh. Heal.
This is another inspirational shirt. How many professions can boast of the ability to heal?
We love the nursing cap design printed on top of the words.
17. Keep Calm but Not That Calm Nurse Shirt
Here’s a funny shirt for nurses in the tradition of the Keep Calm mantra. Keep Calm and… OK Not that Calm!
18. Real Men Marry Nurses Shirt
If you need to drop hints, here is a good shirt to wear when meeting cute guys. But seriously though, only a real man can marry a nurse. After all, who else can stomach our conversation topics at the dinner table?
19. I Was Looking At Your Veins Tshirt
Wait, do you do this too?! Bwahahahaha….
20. gtt it like it’s hot tees
Fancy abbreviations! Simple but witty.
21. Nurse Title Shirt
It cannot be inherited nor can it ever be purchased. I have earned it with my blood, sweat and tears. I own it. Forever the title NURSE.
22. What’s YOUR Superpower?
We rank up there with Superman, Wonder Woman, Flash, and just about every super.
23. Nurse Humor Tshirt
We can’t fix stupid, but we can SEDATE it! Comforting thoughts for suffering nurses.
24. Nursing School Life Tshirt
I have no life. I’m in nursing school. It’s the standard answer to invitations to party, shop, date, and just about everything that’s fun.
25. OB Nurse at your Cervix Shirt
Do you like puns? OB Nurse at your Cervix!
And there you have it! Did you like any of them? If we missed any funny and inspiring shirt that you think should be on this list, we’d love to hear from you on our FB page!