32 Funniest Pick-Up Lines For Nurses

funniest pick up lines for nurses

Even nurses know a bunch of silly things, including sidesplitting pick-up lines that you will surely enjoy.

We have searched far and wide, and ended up choosing thirty-two of the most hilarious amongst the limitless number of pick-up lines for nurses.

1I wish I was your coronary artery, so that I could be wrapped around your heart.

2Are you my appendix? Because I don’t understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.

3I don’t want an apple a day, because I don’t want you to go away.

4Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.

5Please don’t be too sweet. I might get Diabetes!

6You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.

7Did you hear that? Even my heart murmurs, “I love you!”

8Are you lost Ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

9I am hemophilic for you, because you paint my town red!

10Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.

11Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.

12Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

13Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.

14You make my dopamine levels all silly.

15Is it just my olfactory or you just really smell good.

16Are you Broca’s Aphasia? Because you leave me speechless.

17I’m no organ donor, but I’d happy to give you my heart.

18You breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.

19Can you be my proximal because I don’t want to be distal to you.

20Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you.

21Can I take your temperature? Because you’re looking hot today.

22My love for you is like diarrhea. I can’t hold it in.

23I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.

24I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.

25Your calves must be aching. Because you’ve been back-marching through my mind all day.

26We should get some coffee…  Because I’m liking you a latte.

27On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?

28Whenever I’m near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away.

29Hey, are you a conditioned stimulus? Because you’re making me drool.

30Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.

31You look familiar. Did we have class together? I could have sworn we had chemistry.

32Hey girl, you’re like a car accident, because I can’t look away.

If you’re wondering how these pick-up lines work, it’s about time that you try them on a gorgeous nurse you’ve been eyeing the past few days. You’ll never know unless you try.

See Also: 5 Reasons Why You Should Date a Nurse

You must be very amused reading this list of hilarious pick-up lines for nurses, but trust me, there are a whole lot more. If you have one in mind, don’t be shy—share it with us!

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