Top 12 Funny Nurses Quotes for Students and Professionals

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The nursing profession is not all beer and skittles. One moment you’re dealing with a grumpy doctor and the next thing you know, a demanding patient (not including the relatives) is passionately yelling at you.

The roller coaster of emotions you deal with at work can easily burn you out. And if you’re not careful, you may end up leaving the profession.

Now, before you do that, breathe in, breathe out and take these 12 funny nurses quotes by heart:

Be nice to the Nurses. We keep the doctors from accidentally killing you.

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Don’t mess with me. I get paid to stab people with sharp objects.

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You can’t cure stupid, but you can sedate it.

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I came. I cared. I charted.

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You don’t know how many truly crazy people there are in the world until you’ve worked in the medical field.

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When I eat too much dessert, I don’t post about it on facebook. If it isn’t charted, it didn’t happen.

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Nurse – kind of like a doctor but nicer

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You think Mondays are bad? Try working weekends, holidays, and 12-hour nights!

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The sign outside says ‘HOSPITAL’, not ‘NARCOTIC BUFFET, ALL YOU CAN EAT’.

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Nursing school is a lot like giving birth. Once it’s over, you just tend to forget just how painful the process was.

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While that is correct, it is not the most correct. – Nursing School

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“Do you need help repositioning the patient?” – offered by no doctor ever.

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