Contrary to what most people believe in, Nursing is far from boring. It’s actually a very dynamic career. Each day, there’s always something new to learn, new people to meet, and new situations to overcome.
With stress, long hours at work, and staffing issues, however, nurses may not always have an enjoyable time at work.
So, to bring back the smile on your face, here are the funniest nursing quotes and ecards we collected just for you. Have fun!
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1 I pledge allegiance to nursing …
2 We do like our job, most of the time, and we do prefer nights to days but yea it’s a killer!
3 Only those in the medical field would understand…
4 Because nurses have seen the grossest things known in human history….
6 Oh so true…..
7 Here’s for a happy nursing week..
8 So true!
9 Or waitresses, housekeepers…
10 LOL. So true!
11 That’s right!
12 More like 50-60 hours a week and yeah…
14 Nursing…
15 Yeah right….
16 Nurses know this…
17 The life of a nurse…
18 #NurseLife
19 Damn right!
20 Funny nursing quote… from a bitchy nurse..
21 Because patient is always right?
22 Yep…
23 WARNING: Don’t disturb a busy nurse.
24 So true….
26 This!
27 Please, do tell! lol
28 So mean…LOL
29 That phone call…
30 Sleep!
31 Treat your nurses well…
33 I am a Nurse!
34 What do you think?
35 This must be a pleasant wake up call for patients!
36 Bowel Movement Supervisor
37 The life of a nurse….
38 Don’t listen to me…
40 Said the triage nurse:
41 Hahahaha Echo’s for everyone!
42 Said nobody ever….
43 Hahahaha story of our lives!!!
44 Because nurses don’t have time for nonsense…
45 Guaranteed..
46 Love being a nurse!! It’s like a video game: dodge all the obstacles and try to make it to the end.
47 ER humor…
48 My life in an eCard…
49 Nurses
50 Here’s to the Labor Nurse!
52 But you got some crazy problems…
53 Yes please….
54 I laughed far more than I should have…
55 Nursing school problems…
56 How true…
57 Never mind
58 This reminds me of some administrators I know…
59 Wow
60 Mr. Back pain x 6 years
61 This makes me crazy. Call the tech.
62 Nursing
63 Pain scale. Slightly more accurate. If only.
64 Neither!
66 Hello!
67 Maid not a Nurse
68 This only scratches the surface….
69 Yes Doctor
70 Lucky bitch….
71 DNR
72 Just so you know
73 Sorry…
74 Nursing problem
75 It’s in my chart
76 Hemoglobin A1 C never lies….
78 We pride ourselves
79 Nursing homes and hospitals
80 Said no nurse ever
81 Pay attention…..
82 Seriously.
83 Responsibility
85 Chronic nonsense
86 I work half-days
87 Amen
88 Said no floor nurse ever
89 99 problems
90 Bad-assery
91 Nursing friendships
92 Mental health
93 Nurse face…
94 Tsk tsk. That’s life…
95 Marathons
96 Walking a hell lot further
97 RN Handbook
98 Excellent question!!
99 The life of an over zealous night shift RN!
100 Who needs the gym? Just go to work! Lol!!
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