250 Funniest Nursing Quotes and eCards (Part 1)

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Nurses are trained to do great things even under a lot of stress and pressure. They even find humor in the things that most people find disgusting.

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And because laughter is one of the most effective forms of stress reliever, we have searched Pinterest for 250 of the funniest e-cards you can find. Get ready to have a good laugh! Have fun!

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#1. I pledge allegiance to nursing …

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#2. We do like our job, most of the time, and we do prefer nights to days but yea it’s a killer!

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#3. Only those in the medical field would understand…

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#4. Because nurses have seen the grossest things known in human history….

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#5. Yup…..

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#6. Oh so true…..

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#7. Here’s for a happy nursing week..

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#8. So true!

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#9. Or waitresses, housekeepers…

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#10. LOL. So true!

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#11. That’s right!

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#12. More like 50-60 hours a week and yeah…

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#13. Wahaha! This one’s epic.

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#14. Nursing…

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#15. Yeah right….

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#16. Nurses know this…

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#17. The life of a nurse…

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#18. #NurseLife

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#19. Damn right!

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#20. Funny nursing quote…from a bitchy nurse..

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#21. Because patient is always right?

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#22. Yep…

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#23. WARNING: Don’t disturb a busy nurse.

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#24. So true….

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#25. Haha!! All nurses think this when speaking to a doctor!

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#26. This!

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#27. Please, do tell! lol

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#28.  So mean…LOL

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#29. That phone call…

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#30.

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#31. Treat your nurses well…

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#32. I want a decontamination shower installed before I enter my house….

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#33.

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#34. What do you think?

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#35. This must be a pleasant wake up call for patients!

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#36.

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#37. The life of a nurse….

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#38.

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#39. Ha! Thats pretty darn strong. LOL

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#40. Said the triage nurse:

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#41. Hahahaha Echo’s for everyone!

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#42. Said nobody ever….

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#43. Hahahaha story of our lives!!!

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#44. Because nurses don’t have time for nonsense…

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#45. Guaranteed..

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#46. Love being a nurse!! It’s like a video game: dodge all the obstacles and try to make it to the end.

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#47. ER humor…

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#48. My life in an eCard…

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#49.

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#50.

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#51.

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#52. But you got some crazy problems…

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#53. Yes please….

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#54. I laughed far more than I should have…

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#55. Nursing school problems…

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#56. How true…

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#57.

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#58. This reminds me of some administrators I know…

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#59.

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#60.

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#61. This makes me crazy. Call the tech.

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#62.

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#63. Pain scale. Slightly more accurate. If only.

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#64.

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#65. “Chartception.”

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#66.

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#67.

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#68. This only scratches the surface….

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#69.

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#70. Lucky bitch….

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#71.

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#72.

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#73.

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#74.

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#75.

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#76. Hemoglobin A1 C never lies….

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#77.

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#78.

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#79.

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#80.

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#81. Pay attention…..

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#82. Seriously.

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#83.

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#84.

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#85.

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#86.

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#87.

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#88.

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#89.

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#90.

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#91.

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#92.

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#93. Nurse face…

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#94. Tsk tsk. That’s life…

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#95.

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#96.

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#97.

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#98. Excellent question!!

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#99. The life of an over zealous night shift RN!

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#100. Who needs the gym? Just go to work! Lol!!

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See More:

Part 2: #101 – #200

Part 3: #201 – #250